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We've been going over the boys' full names and address with them for practice recently and last night at dinner, we reviewed all the names in our family for fun. I thought I'd see how much of their address they remembered.

Me: What's your address? Do you remember?

Sam: Um... Batman!


Yes, son. We have taught you well.

The boys were talking about Adam's hair and beard this morning while munching on hashbrowns. Adam decided to introduce a concept (growth) and I think it went in a different direction than we were expecting.

Adam: Baby Lucy has hair. She didn't when she was born and now she does.

Sam: (incredulous) Lucy was born?

Adam: Yes.

Sam: Like baby Jesus?

Adam: Yes! And so were you.

Sam: (with an "I know you're joking" giggle) No!

Sam's first joke, told today:

Sam: Knock-knock.
Me: Who's there?
Sam: Can who.
Me: Can who who?
Sam: It's a message. It's a bear and it's silly.

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Things I am sad/amused we have had to have conversations about or establish:

"No eating poop?"

"Don't pee on dogs?"

"It's not poop? It's chicken?"

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I'm on my iPod writing this as we wrap up breakfast but I'm going to try to post some pictures later today. I just thought I'd catch everyone up on what the hot topics are in the Simmons' household.